tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5208587194144834779.post8666834157687183369..comments2009-03-25T16:54:41.469-07:00Comments on dave and jen: CORPRISHDave and Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08048005026708055475noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5208587194144834779.post-51149140523325299662009-03-25T16:54:00.000-07:002009-03-25T16:54:00.000-07:00...consult your doctor if this drug makes you want......consult your doctor if this drug makes you want to hurt yourself or others...<BR/><BR/>I love it! :)Dave and Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08048005026708055475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5208587194144834779.post-55168696779136916902009-03-25T06:30:00.000-07:002009-03-25T06:30:00.000-07:00Interesting, I was not aware of this language tran...Interesting, I was not aware of this language translation :) Here's one of my favorite examples of this very language:<BR/><BR/>English: "Look, this drug barely passed the FDA guidelines. Frankly, you couldn't pay us to pop this baby on a regular basis in our own bodies, but let's face it, you're horribly sick and/or uncomfortable and you represent the way to a fast buck. It's probably going to turn your whole world upside down and really, there are going to be "side effects" that we haven't even thought of. Good luck with that. We've had our legal people come up with some kind of mumbo jumbo, written in tiny, tiny print that will most likely keep us off the hook, but who knows? We fully anticipate thousands of lawsuits and we've factored that into the sky high price at which we'll be selling this "miracle drug." If we were you, we'd be looking for other options, like smoking illegal green things and buying stock in Jack Daniels. But that's just us, the "researchers." Most of us barely finished college and cheated our way through pharmaceutical school and testing. You tell us who the "experts" are? Good luck on our drug. You're going to need it. <BR/><BR/>Corprish translation: "Some patients have found they may experience certain side effects, like vomiting, upset stomach, increased anxiety, and even incontinence, while taking "xyz." You should only take "xzy" while under the supervision of your doctor and should remember that all patients respond differently to every drug. "XZY"...the answer you've been waiting for!Stephaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04044873959660778423noreply@blogger.com